#dianas

Mother Theresa goes to heaven.... ...she's walking around and sees so many famous people. She runs into princess Diana and cant help but notice that Dianas halo is bigger than hers. Mother Theresa storms out and finds god... ""Why is princess Diana's halo larger than mine...I gave my life to you..lived the life you told me.to live...all she did is married into a royal family..."" God calms her down and giggles That's not a halo...that's a steering wheel...

What is the definition of globalization? Princess Diana's death. Why? Because An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. this is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Ta…

If the house is in the kitchen, and Diana's in the kitchen, what's in Diana? A state (Indiana)

A man parked his car outside Buckingham Palace, and immediately a parking attendant ran over and told him: "You can't park there." "But I'm here to cut Prince Charles' hair," said the man. "Have you got a permit?" "No, I've gotta take a bit off the back and sides." Prince Charles and Camilla went on tour to a really rural area of India. The locals must have thought, 'Diana's let herself go a bit.' Frankie Boyle