#mother-theresa

When Mother Theresa died and got to the Pearly Gates, she was stopped by St Peter. He told her, ""Before I let you in, I need to ask you a few questions."" As he was saying this, Mother Theresa looks over his shoulder and sees Princess Di. She exclaims to Peter, ""Why am I out here answering questions after everything I've done in my life and Princess Di is already inside with a halo on her head?"" Peter looks over his shoulder, then turns to Mother Theresa and say's, ""That ain't a halo, it's a…

Mother Theresa looks down into hell from heaven... She sees them getting ready for dinner. It's a feast, beef Wellington, shrimp, twice baked potatoes, wine, champagne, and a million different desserts. Just then God came by and asked, ""Are you hungry? I'm making tuna fish sandwiches if you'd like one."" MT: ""Um, ok, sure."" The next day she does the same thing. Another incredible meal is being laid out. Lobster Newburg, all sorts of game, and even bananas Foster. She had always wondered what …

Princess Diana and Mother Theresa are in Heaven when Mother Theresa notices that Princess Diana has a bigger halo than she does. She asks God, ""Why does the Princess Diana get a bigger halo than me, she was a great person but I helped so many more people. I should at least have the same size halo as her"" God replies, ""That's not a halo, it's a steering wheel""

A man died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate, the man saw an enormous wall covered with clocks. He asked St. Peter, what's with the clocks? St. Peter explained that everyone was assigned a clock, and each time they told a lie, the clock would move ahead one minute. The man saw a clock at straight up 12:00. He asked whose clock that was. St. Peter replied, Mother Theresa, she never told a lie. Another clock showed 12:02. He was told it belonged to Abe Lincoln. The man asked, where's Hillary'…

Mother Theresa goes to heaven.... ...she's walking around and sees so many famous people. She runs into princess Diana and cant help but notice that Dianas halo is bigger than hers. Mother Theresa storms out and finds god... ""Why is princess Diana's halo larger than mine...I gave my life to you..lived the life you told me.to live...all she did is married into a royal family..."" God calms her down and giggles That's not a halo...that's a steering wheel...

A Bagpiper, a Kangeroo, an Irish poet, and Mother Theresa walk into a bar . . . . . . . the barman, who was drying a glass, lifted his head and asked, ""Is this some kind of joke?""

Mother Theresa looks down into hell from heaven... She sees them getting ready for dinner. It's a feast