"Pika pika pika!" [translated] "I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."

Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on Sunday.

Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls

It doesn't matter if I go to church or the gym as long as I can act superior later, right?