Russian barman say, ""Here is shot of drink for each of you"". If you can tells me what is this drink, you can has 5 minute alone in back room with Olga."" All three mans is very excite about this! First Romanian take drink. He smack lips and say, ""Taste like..."" But before finish, he fall over dead. Next, Estonian man take drink. He make burp and say, ""Taste like..."" But he too fall down, now is dead. Finally, Latvian man take drink and say, ""Taste like... chemikal runoff from reactor."" L

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Latvian man die and go to hell Latvian man die and go to hell. Once there, devil punish. He say: Man, go burn in lake of fire. But man is warm. Man is happy. So devil make lake even hotter. But man now warmer. Now he is even more happy. Devil get angry. So freeze fire lake into ice lake. Now lake is colder than coldest Latvian winter. But Latvia man now most happy! He say, "Devil! Hell is freeze over! Latvia is finally happiest country!" But is not true. Is only story. Also, man not in hel

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Latvian man die and go to hell. Once there, devil punish. He say: Man, go burn in lake of fire. But man is warm. Man is happy. So devil make lake even hotter. But man now warmer. Now he is even more happy. Devil get angry. So freeze fire lake into ice lake. Now lake is colder than coldest Latvian winter. But Latvia man now most happy! He say, "Devil! Hell is freeze over! Latvia is finally happiest country!" But is not true. Is only story. Also, man not in hell, only Latvia.

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