Latvian man die and go to hell Latvian man die and go to hell. Once there, devil punish. He say: Man, go burn in lake of fire. But man is warm. Man is happy. So devil make lake even hotter. But man now warmer. Now he is even more happy. Devil get angry. So freeze fire lake into ice lake. Now lake is colder than coldest Latvian winter. But Latvia man now most happy! He say, "Devil! Hell is freeze over! Latvia is finally happiest country!" But is not true. Is only story. Also, man not in hell, only Latvia.
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