#jfks

What happen after JFK's assassination? A funeral.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head? A bullet.

Conspirators are relentless... A man lives his whole life believing that JFK's assassination was an inside job done by the CIA. He goes his whole life believing this. One day he passes on and goes up to meet God. God says ""Welcome to heaven, do you have any questions?"" The man replies, ""Yes, who shot JFK?"" God then replies ""Well don't you know...Lee Harvey Oswald killed him."" The mans eyes light up and he says shaking... ""My god, the conspiracy has reached heaven...""

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Some Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris doesn't pet any animals. Animals pet themselves when he approaches them. - Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded. - When Chuck Norris enters the room, even the chairs are standing up. - Chuck Norris doesn't need to flush the toilet. He simply goes "Boo!" and anything in the bowl promptly rushes away. - Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King. He got it without a single remark. - Chuck Norris doesn't …