My Russian History Professor told us an old Soviet Union joke Brezhnev dies and goes to hell (responsible for era of Soviet economic stagnation) where he meets the Devil. The Devil says: ""You've been a bad man, Mr. Brezhnev. I'm going to show you three doors, a different eternal punishment behind each, and you must choose your fate."" Three large wooden doors materialize; The Devil opens the first to reveal Hitler being boiled alive in a huge cauldron. Brezhnev says: ""That looks too painful, let me see the second."" The Devil opens the second door to reveal Stalin, getting repeatedly drawn and quartered by a team of horses. Scared and discouraged, Brezhnev asks the Devil to open the third door, behind which he sees Khrushchev, smiling, bouncing Marilyn Monroe on his lap. Brezhnev: ""Wow! That doesn't look so bad! I'll take door number three!"" The Devil said: ""Ok, but just so you know, it's Marilyn's torture.""