Kennedy put a man on the moon.... Obama put a man in the ladies room.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Republican whose wife is a member of the Kennedy family. That makes him and his family...The Red Kennedys.

Castro joke I got from Cuban family members Fidel Castro dies and because he thinks he is so great he goes to heaven. Once past the gates though, Saint Peter st

Fidel Castro dies and goes to hell. There he discovers that he has a choice: he can go to capitalist hell or to communist hell. Naturally, he wants to compare t