#adrian

I really like long story jokes, that have crap punchlines at the end. anybody got any others? There was once a kid called Adrian. Now, Adrian lead quite a sheltered life - he lived with his family on an onion farm, and had never ventured outside of his county. But, Adrian managed to get a place at a prestigious university. He felt it would be ludicrous to turn down his place - despite the fact he knew for sure he would quickly get homesick. Sure enough, after a couple of days at university he wa…

A kid asked : ""Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?"" The father replied : ""It's mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean."" With that, the father dialled a random number. He said ""*Hello, is Adrian here?*"" The man answered ""*There is no one here called Adrian. Why don't you pay attention when dialling?*"" ""*He was probably very busy with something and we annoyed him. Now watch...*"" the father said. The father dialled the number again ""*Hello, is Adri…

What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system? Nintendo Switch

[pun] I wanted to be a personal trainer... But I was too scrawny and had to hand in my too weak notice. (Credits to Adrian, badass Chef)

Working With The FBI The phone rings at FBI headquarters. ""Hello?"" ""Hello, is this the FBI?"" ""Yes. What do you want?"" ""I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."" ""Thank you very much for the call, sir."" The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at Thibodeaux and leave. The phone rings …

Adrian Veidt's wife walks into his bedroom and finds him with another woman. As she approaches him with angry tears, he says ""I did it 35 minutes ago.""

The Minnesota Twins have just signed Adrian Peterson to a 3 year deal. More details to come. All we know is Adrian will be a switch hitter.

Dave, a disgruntled parent was talking to Adrian Peterson at the playground. Dave: ""Man, these children are crazy"" Adrian: ""I hear ya bro. Mine is out of control"" Dave: ""We should switch kids this weekend"" Adrian: ""Already tried that, got in a little trouble with the law""

The best thing about Adrian Peterson's suspension... ...he gets to spend more time with the kids.

Recently, my wife has been insisting that I wear boxing gloves and call her Adrian We've been going through a rocky patch.