Today, a nintendo factory was burnt to the ground. The factory was making the next gen nintendo console. In order to avoid bad publicity, nintendo hired Billy Joel to represent them at press conferences. They directed him to answer every question with the same response... ...""Wii didn't start the fire.""
a thing I like about Nintendo is it's often possible to enjoy one of their games in its entirety without murdering anybody
She *blows into Nintendo cartridge* took *blows into Nintendo cartridge* the *blows into Nintendo cartridge* kids
Talk shit about Billy Joel to me & you'll get BLOCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCKED. You oughta know by now.
I blow on Nintendo cartridges and they work. I blow on women and they still won't sleep with me. LIFE IS SO CONFUSING SOMETIMES.
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