A guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar carrying a box under his arm. The bartender looks up and asks him what he wants to drink then asks him what he is carrying around in the box. The guy just says ""Oh it's nothing"" and drinks his drink. The bartender persists and asks him again about the box. The guy relents and opens up the box and a tiny man pops out, bows and starts playing Chopin on a tiny piano. The bartender is amazed and asks the man where he came across such an amazing oddity. The man tells him there is a genie outside granting wishes. The bartender runs outside sees the genie and immediately asks for a million bucks. The genie says ""Your wish had been granted"". All of the sudden a million ducks appear and begin quacking. The bartender, confused, walks back inside and tells the man about all the ducks outside. The man says ""I think the genie is hard of hearing, do you really think I would ask for a twelve inch pianist?""