#beethoven

If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach

I like to think that every time I press the dislike button, Pandora sends an email to the artist. Take that, Beethoven!

Listened to some Beethoven last night. And some Lady Gaga today. Now I'm quite confused. Who's the deaf one again?

Ok so for next Halloween ill be mozart. "I'll be beethoven!" Yeah okay, calm down sally. So Mr. Terminator who will you be? "I'LL BE BACH."

OF COURSE IT'S A GENUINE BEETHOVEN! Look at those brush strokes, the stunning use of colour.

This yogurt is so cultured, I can only eat it when I'm listening to Beethoven.

me: did you know beethoven was deaf date: the dog? me: of course the dog

My niece thinks she's more mature than me because she listens to Beethoven. His movies sucked plus why would I wanna listen to dog music?

Heard a Beethoven piece & a Ke$ha song yesterday. Which one is deaf again?

It's pretty impressive that Beethoven could play the piano considering he was a St. Bernard.

Be careful what you wish for.. A man walks into a bar one day carrying a paper bag. He sits at the bar and orders a drink. After pouring him his drink the barthender is overcome with curiosity and asks the man about the bag. Glad to oblige, the man pulls out a tiny piano, and stool. Then he pulls out a small man, standing about a foot tall. The man sits at the piano and begins playing Beethoven. ""That's amazing!"" cries the bartender. ""Where did you get that?"" ""I wished for it."" said the ma…

Little brother told me this joke, genius. ""Why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken?"" -why ""Because it kept saying ""bok bok bok""

So Beethoven Died... [So Beethoven Died](http://www.1976ad.com/2011/09/08/so-beethoven-died/) When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran an…

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When Beethoven Passed Away, He Was Buried In A Courtyard A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened f…

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Steven Seagal decide to make and star in a movie about famous composers... Bruce: ""Okay guys, let's decide which musicians we'd like to portray"" Seagal: ""Well, I guess I'll play Beethoven if you guys think that works"" Stallone: ""that seems like a good fit. I think I'll be Mozart."" Willis: ""Sounds good so far. I'd like to portray Brahms."" *Stallone turns towards Schwarzenegger* ""Hey Arnold, have you decide who you want to play?…

A man walks into a graveyard.. A man is walking in a graveyard when he hears the Third Symphony played backward. When it's over, the Second Symphony starts playing, also backward, and then the First. ""What's going on?"" he asks a cemetery worker. ""It's Beethoven,"" says the worker. ""He's decomposing.""

Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all auditioning for a film about composers... Bruce Willis says ""I'll be Mozart"", Chuck Norris says ""I'll be Beethoven"" and Arnold Schwarzenegger says ""I'll be Bach"".

Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Take Beethoven for example, they told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf ... but he didn't listen.

Which two musicians are famous for saying, ""What?"" Lil' Jon and Beethoven.

Archaeologists found Beethoven furiously erasing his music When asked what he was doing Beethoven responded ""I'm decomposing""

A joke the owner of the pizzeria I work at told me while listening to Beethoven. Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? Because it wouldn't stop saying ""Bach, Bach, Bach.""

Three action movie stars are sitting in a bar So, Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are sitting in a bar, and Sylvester Stallone is like: ""Guys, we should make a movie with the three of us, but I'm all out of ideas at the moment, I'm kind of bored with the standard action flicks."" Chuck says: ""Don't you have any ideas?"" ""Yeah, this may sound silly, but I was actually thinking about doing a movie on great classical composers"" That's when Arnold trows himself in the …

So a middle school is putting on a musical The musical is about classical composers and they need three boys to play the leads. The first boy comes in and says he wants the part of Beethoven. His name is marked down and he leaves. The second boy comes in and says he wants the part of Mozart. His name is marked down and he leaves. However, the last boy rushes in too early and they aren't ready for him. ""You have to go out and wait for your name to be called."" They say to him. ""Fine,"" he says.…

Since 1782, at the age of 12, Beethoven was composing some of the greatest music ever, of course since 1827 all he has been doing is decomposing.