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I remember Pandora back when it was called your dad trying to find a song he liked on a road trip.

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Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I'm looking for the thumbs-down button.

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I like to think that every time I press the dislike button, Pandora sends an email to the artist. Take that, Beethoven!

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They really need to add a "download this song illegally" button on Pandora.

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Pandora thinking I want to hear a Coldplay song should count as cyberbullying

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I will step on an old woman's face to get to my computer to thumbs down a bad song on Pandora.

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Staring deeply into the abyss. Paralyzed by fear. Unable to move, let alone function. In short, yes, Pandora. I'm still listening.

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I wish my thumbs had the power of Pandora. I would give people the thumbs down & they'd instantly disappear & be replaced w/ a better one.

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I've been listening to the official workout station on Pandora for 3 months and I'm still fat, I'm calling bullshit.

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Have you heard about that new girl, Pandora? She's got one hell of a box.

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My girlfriend is kind of like Pandora. Everyone once and a while I just have to let it know I'm still listening even though its all just noise at this point.

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What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora? Neightiri.

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