Be careful what you wish for.. A man walks into a bar one day carrying a paper bag. He sits at the bar and orders a drink. After pouring him his drink the barthender is overcome with curiosity and asks the man about the bag. Glad to oblige, the man pulls out a tiny piano, and stool. Then he pulls out a small man, standing about a foot tall. The man sits at the piano and begins playing Beethoven. ""That's amazing!"" cries the bartender. ""Where did you get that?"" ""I wished for it."" said the man, producing a genie lamp from the paper bag. ""Do you mind if i give it a rub?"" asked the bartender. The man hands over the lamp and the bartender begins to rub vigorously. Sure enough a genie appears and tells the bartender he is allowed one wish. ""That's easy, I wish for a million bucks!"" exclaims the bartender. POOF!! The genie dissapears, and suddenly there is a loud quacking coming from outside. The bartender goes to the door and finds a million ducks out on the street. He turns to the man and says ""Hey buddy, I think your genie is a little hard of hearing. I said 'a million bucks.' Not 'a million ducks!'"" the guy turns and says ""Tell me about it...Do you think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?""