#beethoven

A crowd gathers to hear Beethoven's latest symphony that just dropped. Beethoven to the crowd: "You'all ready for the new symphony?" Crowd: "Yaaaaay!" Beethoven: "I said, you'all ready for the new symphony???" Crowd: "YYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!" Beethoven: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!"

Why did Beethoven kill all of his chickens? They were going Bach, Bach, Bach!

Fun fact about composers! Did you know the composers of classical music were the rockstars of their time? It's true! A lot of the showmanship we associate with popular musicians actually originated among classical composers. For example, later in his career, Beethoven was known to start all his orchestra performances by shouting something like "Hello Vienna, how are you doing tonight?!" And of course the crowd would cheer and roar. And then he'd shout "I can't hear you!" And they'd scre…

Beethoven wrote a manga Deaf note

A man walks into a bar … A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks "If I show you something crazy, would you let me have free drinks for the rest of the night?" The bartender thinks for a minute and then says "It would have to be something spectacular to take that offer." The man leans down and picks up a box and sets it on the bar. He opens the box and inside is a small piano man, who is only 1 foot tall, and a little piano. The piano…

Don't let anyone tell you what you can or can't do. Look at Beethoven, for instance. People told him that he could never be a musician, simply because he was deaf. But did he listen?

What is Beethoven doing now? De-composing.

Many people told Beethoven that he would never be a musician because he was deaf, but Did he listen?

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listene…

When Beethoven passed away [Long]

Beethoven to his audience: Beethoven: Make some noise for the next symphony

This guy walks into a bar Asks the bartender for a drink then pulls out a small piano and a man about a foot tall. The little man sits at the piano and begins playing a beautiful Beethoven sonata.

After Beethoven died and they buried him you could hear his symphonies from the grave in the descending order

When Beethoven passed away..... When Beethoven passed away

What's Beethoven doing right now? Decomposing.

When Beethoven died he was buried near the town drunks favorite spot. One day soon after the funeral the drunk heard a soft melody coming from Beethoven's grave.

Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Take Beethoven for example

What is Beethoven doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell? They weren't invented yet.

What did Beethoven do when he died? Decompose.

So Beethoven dies....

When Beethoven passed away he was buried in a churchyard.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween? ""You be Beethoven

Beethoven hyping the crowd. Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY?

Beethoven asks his audience: ""Is everyone ready to hear some symphonies!?"" The audience cheers as Beethoven exclaims: ""I can't hear you!""