Tastes of chicken A farmer was having a conversation with two of his chickens concerning their favorite classical composers. He asked the first chicken, ""Who is your favorite composer?"" to which the chicken replied, ""Bach bach bach bach bach"". ""I like Bach too. Who do you favor?"" he queried his second chicken. The second chicken answered, ""Mozart"".
Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn. (Stolen from laffy taffy)
What do you think Mozart is doing right now? Decomposing.
Why can't Bach play the piano? He ""Baroque"" his arm, and also he's dead.
Arnold schwarzenegger recently decided to go back into the movie business... But being fed up with his trademark macho image he chose to do something different
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