My niece thinks she's more mature than me because she listens to Beethoven. His movies sucked plus why would I wanna listen to dog music?

This yogurt is so cultured, I can only eat it when I'm listening to Beethoven.

I've matured a lot. For example, I used to listen to Fall Out Boy and break stuff, but now I listen to Mozart and break stuff

me: did you know beethoven was deaf date: the dog? me: of course the dog