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Funny joke that should make you laugh A young boy went up to his father and asked him, ""Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"" The father thought for a moment, then answered, ""Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."" So the boy

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A boy is working on his English homework, and asks his father for some help. ""Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?"" His dad replies, ""I'll tell you what. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks. Once you have their answers, you'll know the difference."" So the boy goes to his mother and poses the question: Would she sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks

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Skipper This is one of my favorite jokes, but I have to warn you, it's a bit of a shaggy-dog joke. So, there's a guy named Skipper who, at his work, is known for being a braggart and constantly making things up. Everyone in the workplace knows that Skipper's always telling ridiculous stories and they eventually learn to ignore it. Skipper's boss, though, can't stand it, and says to himself ""this obnoxious kid is insufferable. I can't have him coming into the office everyday and spouting this bu

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Topical Jokes for 8/28/14 Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have gotten married after ten years of dating. That's right ladies, Brad Pitt is officially ""sort-of off the market."" ...we're told Brad Pitt proposed by getting down on one knee, then knowingly chuckling to himself for nine minutes. It's been reported that more than 1,000 Russian troops are in Ukraine, despite Russia's denials. Vladimir Putin explained that the armed men aren't soldiers, there's no such place as Russia, and 1,000 isn't a

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A genie appears in front of a middle-aged wife at home. "I can grant you one wish," the genie says. "Well," the woman said thoughtfully, "My husband hasn't been fun in bed for a while... I want you to turn my old cat into a manly friend!" She points at an old, fat cat resting lazily on the couch. "Granted," the genie says as he disappears, and the cat transforms into a handsome, muscular Brad Pitt clone. The woman jumps into his arms. "Any words before we make sweet love?" "Yes," says the

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