#robert-redford

Funny joke that should make you laugh A young boy went up to his father and asked him, ""Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"" The father thought for a moment, then answered, ""Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."" So the boy…

A boy is working on his English homework, and asks his father for some help. ""Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?"" His dad replies, ""I'll tell you what. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks. Once you have their answers, you'll know the difference."" So the boy goes to his mother and poses the question: Would she sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks…

THE MIDDLE MAN A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and tells the artist she would like two tatoos, one of Robert Redford on her left upper thigh, and one of Paul Newman on her right thigh. After hours of work the tatoo artist is finished and holds a mirror in between the womans legs for her to view. The woman says,"" I dont know if these really look like Paul & Robert, and I ain't payin for this if it isn't right! "" She tells the artist she will go just outside the buisness and ask someone …

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?' 'Why of course!' 'Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh.' 'No problem,' says the artist. 'Strip from the waist down and get up on the table.' After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes. The woman sits up and examines the tattoos. 'That doesn't look like them!' she complains loudly. 'Oh yes it does,' the artist says indign…

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour. 'Do you do custom work?' she asks the artist. 'Why of course!' 'Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh.' 'No problem,' says the artist. 'Strip from the waist down and get up on the table.' After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes. The woman sits up and examines the tattoos. 'That doesn't look like them!' she complains loudly. 'Oh yes it does,' the artis…

The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they've gotten for the cast. ""First of all"" he tells him ""We've got Gibson in the lead."" The director is surprised ""You got Mel Gibson?"" ""Well no"" the Producer responds ""we got Marvin Gibson he's a distant cousin who lives in Queens but he's very up and coming. And besides we've also got Redford."" ""You got Robert Redford?"" the director asks. "…

A woman wants to get her two favorite actors tattooed on her legs. A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and explains to the artist that her two favorite actors from her youth are Paul Newman and Robert Redford, and she'd like to get their faces tattooed on each one of her thighs. After a price is negotiated, she gets in the chair and the tattoo artist goes to work. After a few hours he finishes both tattoos, however the woman is not entirely satisfied with the job. "The one on the left looks lik…

A boy is working on his English homework A boy is working on his English homework, and asks his father for some help. "Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?" His dad replies, "I'll tell you what. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks. Once you have their answers, you'll know the difference." So the boy goes to his mother and poses the question: Would she sleep…

The Sting Old joke here A lady saw The Sting and was smitten by Paul Newman and Robert Redford. She went to a tattoo parlor to get their likenesses put on her inner thighs. After the tattoo artist finished the job he handed her a mirror to see the images. She didn't think they were good and told the artist. He told her to get a second opinion. She went out to the sidewalk in front of the parlor and approached a drunk. She lifted her skirt and asked him if the tattoo looked like Robert R…