THE MIDDLE MAN A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and tells the artist she would like two tatoos, one of Robert Redford on her left upper thigh, and one of Paul Newman on her right thigh. After hours of work the tatoo artist is finished and holds a mirror in between the womans legs for her to view. The woman says,"" I dont know if these really look like Paul & Robert, and I ain't payin for this if it isn't right! "" She tells the artist she will go just outside the buisness and ask someone walking down the street if they know who the two men are on her thighs, if they answer correctly she would pay the artist. She soon sees a man walking down the street, so she pulls up her skirt and asks him, "" Can you tell me who the man on my right thigh and the man on my left thigh are?"" The man replies, "" I dunno, but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson.""