#jen

FRIEND: you gotta go home and show your wife who's boss ME: damn right [later] ME: jen listen up *pulls out photo* this is my manager tim

I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen

COMPUTER: HINT: name of best friend ME: Jen C: Jen sounds nice M: Wh-what? C: Is Jen single? M: Uh... C: Answer the question. Is Jen single?

I like how Angelina waited to divorce Brad Pitt until Jen got married. Well played Maleficent...well played...

I approach. "Girl are you a couch? Cuz I'm gonna try & fail to pick you up." She laughs. "I'm Jen." My training hasn't prepared me for this.

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a …

The Cat and The Husband A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further, but the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, t…

my elephant trunk joke I've been telling this joke to people just as I meet them for years - I normally use it as an ice breaker and include the people around me - everything in *italics* gets adjusted to the situation / company I just recovered from a horrible *farming* accident - I was using a *cotton* *thresher* and had 1/2 my junk cut off - I did not want to go through life with only 8"" - so I went to a clinic in *Germany* and had a baby elephant's trunk grafted on - so on my return I decid…

Dropping off a Cat A man hated his wife's cat and wanted get rid of it. He drove 2 miles from home and dropped off the cat. The cat was already walking up their driveway as he got back to their house. The next day he decided to drive the cat 6 miles away but the same thing happened. He kept on increasing how far away he took the cat but the cat kept coming back. Finally, he decided to drive the cat 30 miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so o…

Honey,is the cat at home?? A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles a…

How do you make the letter "H" healthy? You spin it. It becomes spin-h. juh-jen

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left,…