#david-carradine

I hope you're all getting your Walter Cronkite jokes in order. He's next. Here's mine. Ed McMahon, David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, and Walter Cronkite walk into a bar. And die. Your turn.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine? Hang tight

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common? They both choke when it really matters.

Is it too soon for a Robin Williams Joke? It's been a few weeks, so I think the waters are safe for this joke I told my cousin: David Carradine and Robin Williams are in heaven, Carradine looks at Williams and says, ""what do you mean you weren't jerking off?""

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine? He doesn't like to be left hanging.