Watching "Annie" all I could think was, "That redhead kid is going to make a hideous adult."

I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better when she was Michael Jackson.

I've made a fortune in gambling by betting my bottom dollar that the sun will come out tomorrow, thanks to my bookie, Annie.

"Annie are you ok?" -yep "Are you ok?" -dude, I just said yes "Are you ok Annie?" -THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS MICHAEL