Single Black Female seeks male companionship. Single Black Female This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. ________________________________ SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating o

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I call bull (I hope there are not too many mistakes, since english is not my language. But I wanted to try to translate a stupid joke of my childhood) Hannibal the bull is in his field, looking across the barbed wire fence at the beautiful cow, Marguerite. For years, he wanted to approach her, but the courage always eluded him. But today, when his eyes find those of his crush, Hannibal takes upon himself to finaly act ! He runs towards the fence, jumps as high and forwards as he can, and fin

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So I went to a party with a friend last night... NSFW The host of the party was this really cute chick named Annie who was flirting with me pretty hardcore. She tells me she would like to go outside but says first I have to get her wheelchair... oh shit she's a paraplegic. I wasn't about to let that stop me so I help her into her chair and we go out back under this tree in the yard. Annie then opens up a backpack she had on the back of the chair and pulls out a swing of some sort. I hooked the

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Knock Knock Who's there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock jokes! 1654. Knock Knock Who's there? Amos! Amos who? Amosquito just bit me! 1655. Knock Knock Who's there? Amy! Amy who? Amy afraid I've forgotten! 1656. Knock Knock Who's there? Annetta! Annetta who? Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here! 1657. Knock Knock Who's there? Annie! Annie who? Annie one you like! 1658. Knock Knock Who's there? Anthem! Anthem who? You Anthem devil you!

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