#rosie

[picking name for new puppy] 13: Pixie. 16: Rosie. Wife: Annie. Me: BATMAN!

My cow Rosie won 3 blue ribbons at last year's 4H show so I have pretty high hopes for her at this year's chili cook off.

Donald Trump loses the election and suffers a nervous breakdown. After he recovers, he buys a farm and starts to raise animals to relax. Rosie O'Donnell decides to go visit him. She arrives at the farm and sees the Donald walking a sheep on a leash. Donald walks up to her and says, ""I'd like to introduce you to this pig."" Rosie says, ""That's not a pig, that's a sheep"" The Donald replies, ""I know, that's who I was talking to""

3 daughter's and their mother are sitting at a table. The first girl goes up to her mom and says ""Mommy why is my name Rosie?"" and the mom replies ""Because we sprinkled roses on your head when you were a baby"" Then the second girl goes up to her mom and says ""Mommy why is my name lily?"" and the mom replies ""Because we sprinkled lilies on your head when you were a baby ""AHGAGDVBEVSBEBFHSIWKNFOWOJFBCODHEGF"" ""Shut up brick""

A woman is going with her boyfriend to his parents' house... ...to meet and have dinner with them. This is a very important night, and she wants to make a good impression – she even made some bean pies for the occasion, the parents' favorite. They get to the house, and are having dinner – so far everything is going just fine. Then…disaster strikes. She knew she should not have had a slice of that bean pie before dinner! Before she can get up to excuse herself, *poot*. She turns white. She is …