#second-girl

The Late Great Minnie Pearl... In the early nineteen hundreds many a young country girl moved to the big cities to seek gainful employment. These delicate country flowers would often room in polite boarding houses. Five young lasses who were all living in the same house all had dates on the same evening. Like most girls they were curious about the others romances, however it was considered impolite to ask about such personal subjects as kissing. So on the afternoon of the dates the girls made an…

3 girls were being exucuted.... ...The first girl was getting ready to be shot. The guard yelled,""Ready aim-""The girl yelled,"" Tornado! Tornado!!"" The guard turned around she escaped. The second girl was being exucuted the guard yelled,""Ready aim-"" She yelled,""Huirricane!! Hurricane!!"" The guard turned around she was gone. The 3rd girl was being exucuted the guard yelled,""Ready aim-"" The girl yelled,""Fire!!Fire!""...

Girls night out Two young married women were having a girls night out on the town. Walking home from the bar they both realized they needed to pee. They saw a cemetary across the street and decided to go behind the headstones. Having nothing to wipe with, the first girl takes off her panties, wipes, then tosses them. The second girl doesn't want to toss her expensive panties so she grabs a card out of some flowers and uses that. Giggling, they continue home. The next morning the husband of the f…

Three girls meet on the first day of school. They ask each other what their names are. The first girl says in a sweet voice ""My parents named me rose, because when my mummy was pregnant, a petal from a rose drifted down and landed on her tummy."" The second girl says softly ""My parents called me violet, because when my mummy was pregnant, the petal from a violet floated down on to her tummy."" Then they both turn to the third girl who screams ""MY NAMES BRICK!""

3 daughter's and their mother are sitting at a table. The first girl goes up to her mom and says ""Mommy why is my name Rosie?"" and the mom replies ""Because we sprinkled roses on your head when you were a baby"" Then the second girl goes up to her mom and says ""Mommy why is my name lily?"" and the mom replies ""Because we sprinkled lilies on your head when you were a baby ""AHGAGDVBEVSBEBFHSIWKNFOWOJFBCODHEGF"" ""Shut up brick""

There once were three girls who were ugly. So they decided to do something about it. They went to a plastic surgeon first to see what their options were. ""It's hopeless, "" he said,"" You guys are too ugly."" ""We're girls, "" they said. ""But...there is a way. There's a magic lake that can change your appearance to whomever or whatever you want to look like. All you have to do is jump and shout the name off of the bridge. But be careful because it only works once"" So the girls went to the bri…

I went to a wedding today... I went to a wedding today, it went off without a hitch! Poor guy, this is the second girl that left him at the alter.

Modern Pedophiles A pedophile sits in his van outside a middle school, to try and get 'lucky' with some of the girls just getting out of class. The first girl walks across the streets from school and he says, ""Hey honey, could you come here, I need directions."" She responds she doesn't talk to strangers and keeps walking. The second girl walks across the streets from school and he says, ""Hey honey, could you come here, I'm trying to find the nearest grocery store."" She responds she isn't com…

Two Girls, One Night. First Girl : Yesterday, my boyfriend and I went for a date. I knew last night was the big night. Second Girl : Really? Wow, what happened next? First Girl : He took me to his apartment. He kissed me gently and groped me from behind. Second Girl : Wowww... then? First Girl : Then he put his hand inside my skirt and caressed me down there. Second Girl : You are so lucky, what happened next? First Girl : Then he unbuttoned the top button of my new red top I got from Pantaloons…

Blowing bubbles Three people get arrested and are taken into holding for questioning. The officer talks to the first girl, asking, ""What's your name?"" She says, ""Yo."" The officer asks, ""What are you in for?"" She responds with, ""Blowing bubbles."" The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He asks the second girl, ""What's your name?"" She responds with, ""Yo Yo."" The officer asks, ""What are you in for?"" She responds with, ""Blowing bubbles."" The officer takes her picture and lets …

Not sure if reposting but I thought this was funny. So there are three girls in line for cucumbers. The first girl gets to the front of the line and says "" I want a long and skinny cucumber"". The second girl came up and said "" I want a short and fat cucumber"". The last girl came up and said "" I just want a cucumber that's good for making a salad.""

blonde joke 1. four sailor girls have tried to rebuild a titanic. unfortunetely, they crash on an island. the first, being a normal redhead, is an exellent swimmer. she makes it all the way to new york city in just an hour. the second one, a ginger, swims one quarter of the way but drowns. the third, a brunnette, swims about 1 quarter of the way but realizes she too could drown and swims back to the island, deciding eventually she'll try to go back when she is more skilled. the last one, a blond…

A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked ""How'd you get such lovely blonde hair"" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair the girl answered ""It's natural."" The guy walked by the second girl and asked ""How'd you get such pretty brown hair?"" Fluffing her hair the second girl said ""It's natural."" Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked ""How'd you get such cool green hair?"" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose then skimmin…

First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No it's imagination.

Two midgets in a bar... ...when they try and pick up two beautiful women standing on the other side of the room. The night goes on, buying drinks, paying for food and dancing away. Towards the end of the night the guys are invited back to the girls apartment. In the apartment they have more drinks, dance, and are getting on very well. One of the girls takes on of the midgets to the bedroom. A little later the midget in the living room can here 'a one...a two...a three....' followed by a squeal…

Three girls die and go to heaven... They are greeted by st. Peter at the pearly gates. He welcomes them and then says "But be careful, there are lots of ducks in heaven. If you step on any you will be punished". The girls go in and the first one steps on a duck right away and the ugliest man in existence gets chained to her for eternity. The second girl steps on a duck after about a week and the second ugliest man is chained to her for eternity. The third girl, however, never steps on a duck an…

Three girls are vacationing in Romania when they come across a gypsy The gypsy says, "I'll bet you 20 leu each that I can guess which country you're visiting from just by looking at you." The girls think there's no way this hack gypsy can tell where they're from just by looking, so they take the bet. The gypsy scans them for a few seconds and says, "you're all American." The first girl says, "damn, it was probably because of our accents!" The second girl says, "damn, it was probably because …

Three girls are sitting at a bar talking about how loose they are The first girl says ""I'm so loose my boyfriend can get three fingers inside of me"". The second girl says ""I'm so loose MY boyfriend can get his whole fist in me."" The third girl just smiles and slowly slides down the bar stool.

Three engineers boarded a crowded bus and somehow managed to work their way to the middle of the vehicle where they found three girls willing to exchange their seats for a place on the guys' laps. After travelling like that for several minutes, the first girl asked the man on whose lap she was perched: "Are you by any chance an electrical engineer?" "Yes, I am," he replied, surprised. "How did you know?" "Easy," she said cheekily. "I'm getting shocked by your soldering iron." A few minutes later…

Two girls are talking about their future husband. One is telling that she will marry An archeologist. Second girl asked why? She told, “An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have.The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”