There once were three girls who were ugly. So they decided to do something about it. They went to a plastic surgeon first to see what their options were. ""It's hopeless, "" he said,"" You guys are too ugly."" ""We're girls, "" they said. ""But...there is a way. There's a magic lake that can change your appearance to whomever or whatever you want to look like. All you have to do is jump and shout the name off of the bridge. But be careful because it only works once"" So the girls went to the bridge. The first girl jumped and shouted, ""Margot Robbie!"" and came out looking like Margot Robbie. Excited, the second girl jumped immediately after and shouted ""Scarlett Johansson!"". She also came out looking like Scarlett Johansson. Now the third girl wasn't sure. She hated heights and she hated water and was too scared to jump. The second girl, thinking it would be for her own good, gave her a hard push from behind, surprising the nervous girl. ""OH SHIT""
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