Barnyard Tales A salesman gets lost in the country one night and sees he's low on gas. He sees a light on in a farmhouse and decides to stop and ask for directions. The farmer who answers the door listens to his request for directions but instead says to the salesman, ""Why don't you just stop for the night and stay over? These back roads can be mighty treacherous and I'd hate to see you get stranded out here. I can put you up in my barn for the night, then in the morning you can get a nice big …