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DATING IN THE 1800s 1) Get telegram from Mae 2) Wait to respond. Don't be desperate 3) Get telegram that Mae died of dysentery while waiting

105 Year Old Mae Her granddaughter asked her how she lived so long, Mae replied ""For better digestion, I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure, I drink Scotch. And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps."" ""When do you drink water?"" the granddaughter asked ""I've never been that sick.""

Barnyard Tales A salesman gets lost in the country one night and sees he's low on gas. He sees a light on in a farmhouse and decides to stop and ask for directions. The farmer who answers the door listens to his request for directions but instead says to the salesman, ""Why don't you just stop for the night and stay over? These back roads can be mighty treacherous and I'd hate to see you get stranded out here. I can put you up in my barn for the night, then in the morning you can get a nice big …

Tye Lox marries a girl from the other side of the counter . . Tye Lox fell in love with a lovely woman named Mae. His family, being of the highest level of controlled drugs available by prescription, looked down on Mae because she was from ""over the counter."" The wedding was officiated by the reverend Al Praise O'Lamb and the couple was blessed by the Lady Di Laudid. Today Tye Lox and Mae Lox are the proud parents of Ava and Roxie living across the street from Carrie Saprodol and Polly Sporin.…