#osama-bin-laden

If Osama Bin Laden really wanted to cripple America he'd attack Facebook

Osama Bin Laden should have hid in MySpace

The genie Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. ""I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total,"" says the Genie. The Canadian says, ""I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."" With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he …

Obama goes to an elementary school to talk to the kids... Obama goes to an elementary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name. "" Stanley ,"" responds the little boy. ""And what is your question, Stanley ?"" ""I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of Congress? Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama…

In all US bars you can now order an Osama Bin Laden... two shots and a splash of water

Michael Jackson, Ted Kennedy, and Osama bin Laden walk into a bar... you fill in the punch line.

We finally have definitive proof that Osama bin Laden is dead. He just registered to vote in Chicago.

We now finally have proof that Osama Bin Laden is dead He just registered to vote in Chicago

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven... When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. ""Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully."" Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, ""Did Bush do 9/11?"" God replies, ""Bush did not plan the attacks. 9/11 was perpetrated by Al-Qaeda and orchestrated by Osama Bin Laden. No bombs were planted in the Twin Towers, and no missiles hit the Pentagon. The U.S. government had no forekno…

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan.

Osama Bin Laden was really smart He created Airdrop before Apple did

A teenage girl dies and goes to heaven... St Peter greets her and hands her a white dress. ""Put this on and go over there,"" he says. So the girl does as he says, and finds herself with a bunch of similarly dressed girls. ""What now?"" she asks. ""Just wait, says one of the other girls. While she's waiting, she counts the girls. There are 71 girls there, not including herself. As she finishes counting, a man walks up and introduces himself. ""Hello. My name is Osama bin Laden.""

Because United 93 didn't hit it's target, Osama bin Laden wasn't perfectly happy about the terror attacks. So he rated it a 9/11.

Osama Bin Laden tried his hand as a movie reviewer before settling on global terrorism... Unfortunately, he always gave films the same rating: 9/11.

How did Osama Bin Laden feed his kids (OC) Here comes the aeroplane...

I used to have Osama Bin Laden as a contact. I removed him because he was blowing up my phone. Oh god this that was so shitty.

Bin Laden in Heaven Much to his surprise, St. Peter witnessed Osama Bin Laden walking up to the pearly gates. He went up to God and said, ""God, what is he doing here?"" God replied, ""I called him up here. I'm going to a party tonight and I need a cab driver.""

Osama Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message to let him know he is still alive:- ""370H SSV 0773H."" Bush is baffled. Condi Rice and her aides and even the FBI and CIA can't decipher it. So they ask Britain's MI6 for help. Within a minute MI6 replies:- ""Er, tell the President he's holding the message upside down.""

Osama bin Laden dies and goes to heaven . . . . . . . . So he's waiting at this gate when all of a sudden, George Washington comes out. ""You attacked the country I helped found!"" and beats the crap out of him. Then he goes back inside and Thomas Jefferson comes out. ""You hate the Declaration of Independence that I wrote!"" And beats the ever-loving shit out of him. Then he goes back inside. The James Madison comes out. ""You son-of a bitch . . .""and starts beating Osama some more. ""Oh Merci…

Osama bin laden *ji had it coming.* - Jimmy Carr ""Big Fat Quiz 2011""

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate? Sandy Hook.

Aussie, Osama Bin Laden and Barack Obama (Be warned and don't take offense) An Aussie, Osama Bin Laden and Barack Obama are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. ""I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total,"" says the Genie. The Aussie says, ""I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Australia."" With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Australia was forever …

Osama Bin Laden had a stand up comedy special last night it bombed

Katie Price and Osama Bin Laden have topped a poll of most unpopular people to sit next to on a plane, but to be fair, with either one a blow job is guaranteed.

Has enough time passed in our country that we honestly and openly talk about the good things Osama Bin Laden did for us? You don't think he did anything good? You're wrong. How about the fact that when you take your wife or gf to the airport, you no longer have to walk her all the way to the gate?