#myspace

2012 me can't believe 2005 me actually knew 8 people I liked enough to put in a MySpace Top 8.

Facebook is developing a phone. And MySpace is working on a telegram

When I get multiple friend requests on MySpace, my pager goes crazy.

The year is 2005. Hollaback Girl is playing. We find a table and discuss how we each decided on our MySpace top 8. Everyone is ok with this.

While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I've quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!

Just downloaded the MySpace app and my iPad transformed into a Commodore 64.

I think we should find time today to send a friend request to Myspace Tom on Facebook; he was there for us when we didn't have any friends.

Leaving someone a voice mail is the new Myspace message.

MySpace got old. Facebook got old. Now Twitter is getting old. What next? Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

So you guys heard about this MySpace thing?

Osama Bin Laden should have hid in MySpace

Questions we just don't answer when kids ask: Where do babies come from? Is Santa real? What was Myspace?

Before Twitter there was Facebook, before Facebook there was MySpace and before that I had a life.

My money is on MySpace to take the Gold in the Downhill Competition.

MySpace just bought a pack of Ramen noodles.

I thought about logging into Myspace, but the Delorean is in the shop.

People who still call radio stations to request songs are the same people who still update their MySpace profiles.

Back in my day you knew who your real friends were because they ranked you in order of importance on Myspace.

"We are the 1%!" - People on MySpace

Remember when AOL was the shit? Then it sucked. Myspace was the shit. Then sucked. Facebook was the shit. Then sucked. Twitter is the shit!

Interviewer: "What's your greatest accomplishment?" Me: "I was in a lot of people's MySpace Top 8s back in 2004."

Good for you, the 3 people trying to keep MySpace alive. Good. For. You.

Tom should concentrate less on Myspace and more on his shoe business

I wonder what people with house phones posted on MySpace today?

I'm out of tweets so I'm recycling some of my most dope MySpace status updates.