The Goonies went looking for pirate treasure and ended up finding the greatest treasure of all: pirate treasure.

The Pirate Bay's founders go to jail, while the folks who make guns & cigarettes eat caviar in yachts. Legal system working as intended.

Dear guy lighting bottle rocket fuses with a cigarette that's still in your mouth, You're going as a pirate for Halloween.

Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree.