A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven... When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. ""Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully."" Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, ""Did Bush do 9/11?"" God replies, ""Bush did not plan the attacks. 9/11 was perpetrated by Al-Qaeda and orchestrated by Osama Bin Laden. No bombs were planted in the Twin Towers, and no missiles hit the Pentagon. The U.S. government had no foreknowledge of the attacks whatsoever."" The conspiracy theorist thinks to himself, *this goes even deeper than I thought...*