Osama Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message to let him know he is still alive:- ""370H SSV 0773H."" Bush is baffled. Condi Rice and her aides and even the FBI and CIA can't decipher it. So they ask Britain's MI6 for help. Within a minute MI6 replies:- ""Er, tell the President he's holding the message upside down.""
The people who think Obamacare is failing thought George W. Bush was succeeding.
A jealous woman...can make the FBI look like mall security.
[FBI job interview] "Do you have any self defense training?" *flashback to hiding behind fence from teenagers* Yes I'm skilled at fencing.
BREAKING: FBI discovers that Hillary's 30,000 deleted emails were all Facebook notifications from Biden tagging her on cat videos.
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