Thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 15 min before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a squirrel.#Nicki Minaj0🔗 SharePermalink →
On behalf of black people, I'd like to apologize for Nicki Minaj#Nicki Minaj#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
One time I swallowed an entire box of Alphabits whole and the only thing I pooped out was the lyrics to a Nicki Minaj song#Nicki Minaj0🔗 SharePermalink →
A Nicki Minaj song makes way more sense if you make up your own lyrics.#Nicki Minaj#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba.#Nicki Minaj#Animals#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I refuse to correct my 4 year old when she calls Nicki Minaj, "Nicki Massage"#Nicki Minaj#Nicki Massage#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing? Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name?#Nicki Minaj0🔗 SharePermalink →
My dad just asked me if Nicki Minaj is claymation. Didn't have an answer.#Nicki Minaj#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I was about to commit suicide, but then a Nicki Minaj song came on the radio -- so I committed suicide twice.#Nicki Minaj#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
"Musically,I was inspired by the fax machine." - Nicki Minaj#Nicki Minaj#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Bad news: I just stepped on the cat. Even worse news: I think I just created a Nicki Minaj song.#Nicki Minaj#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Pitbull: Hey, what rhymes with "Kodak"? Nicki Minaj: "Kodak", duh... Pitbull: Thanks!#Nicki Minaj#Kodak#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns.#Nicki Minaj#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I just had a coughing fit and think I accidently created a Nicki Minaj song featuring Ke$ha. Sorry, you guys.#Nicki Minaj#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better when she was Michael Jackson.#Nicki Minaj#Michael Jackson#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I don't care about all the nasty stuff people put on here about Nicki Minaj. I'll still suck her c**k anytime.#Nicki Minaj#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idols, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony.#Nicki Minaj#Dark Humor0🔗 SharePermalink →
thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 min before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon#Nicki Minaj#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Nicki Minaj washes off her Halloween make up to reveal Lady Gaga who washes her face to reveal Madonna who washes her face to reveal an Emu.#Nicki Minaj#Lady Gaga#Madonna#Holiday0🔗 SharePermalink →
What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj? A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P#Nicki Minaj0🔗 SharePermalink →
What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj? One has halibut and one has hella butt.#Nicki Minaj#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →