#nicki-minaj

Thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 15 min before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a squirrel.

On behalf of black people, I'd like to apologize for Nicki Minaj

One time I swallowed an entire box of Alphabits whole and the only thing I pooped out was the lyrics to a Nicki Minaj song

A Nicki Minaj song makes way more sense if you make up your own lyrics.

Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets.

My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba.

I refuse to correct my 4 year old when she calls Nicki Minaj, "Nicki Massage"

My favorite X-Men character is Nicki Minaj.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing? Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name?

My dad just asked me if Nicki Minaj is claymation. Didn't have an answer.

I was about to commit suicide, but then a Nicki Minaj song came on the radio -- so I committed suicide twice.

"Musically,I was inspired by the fax machine." - Nicki Minaj

Bad news: I just stepped on the cat. Even worse news: I think I just created a Nicki Minaj song.

Pitbull: Hey, what rhymes with "Kodak"? Nicki Minaj: "Kodak", duh... Pitbull: Thanks!

Nicki Minaj knows we can see her, right?

I just found out Nicki Minaj isn't animated!

My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns.

I just had a coughing fit and think I accidently created a Nicki Minaj song featuring Ke$ha. Sorry, you guys.

I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better when she was Michael Jackson.

I don't care about all the nasty stuff people put on here about Nicki Minaj. I'll still suck her c**k anytime.

Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idols, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony.

thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 min before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon

Nicki Minaj washes off her Halloween make up to reveal Lady Gaga who washes her face to reveal Madonna who washes her face to reveal an Emu.

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj? A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj? One has halibut and one has hella butt.