#iraq

What did the bicycle repairman done? George Bush and Al Gore walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "what's up?" Bush says "Well, tomorrow, I'm going to have the troops storm into iraq and kill 2000 Iraqis and one bicycle repairman. The bartender replies "Oh my god, what did the bicycle repairman done to deserve this?" Bush then turns to Gore and patted him on the back and says "See, i told you no one would care about those 2000 iraqis."

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Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection? In Iraq.

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What do they call a dog in Iraq? A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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Want to know how I escaped Iraq? Iran.

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Why is Iraq like the weather in Britain? Because it's either Sunni or Shiite

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Do you know how I got out of Iraq? Iran

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Why are there no walmarts in Iraq? Because there is a target on every corner,

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Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq? Because there are too many targets.

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What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common? Both of them are hard to pull out of.

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How did I get out of Iraq? Iran

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work? Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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I escaped the terrorists of Iraq, wanna know how I did it? I ran.

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Why are Saudi Arabians so clueless? They're all living under Iraq

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How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving? You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs? In Iraq.