Brazilian Soldiers An aide walks into the oval office. George W. Bush is currently president, and the Iraq war is dragging out into a long and grueling occupation. The aide presents the numbers from yesterday to the President. ""Mr. President, yesterday the US coalition forces killed a confirmed 36 insurgents."" The President nodded his head patriotically. ""There were some losses on our end, however."" The aide continued. ""We lost a US hummer with four soldiers in it to an IED outside of Tekri

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Abdul Hassan was a famous maker of carpets in the reign of the Great Caliph, who was much admired for his craftsmanship. But one day, as he was presenting his wares at the Court, a frightful catastrophe occurred. When Abdul bowed low before Haroun al Rashid, he broke wind. That night, the carpet-maker closed his shop, piled his most precious wares upon a single camel, and left Baghdad. For years he wandered, changing his name but never his profession and always yearning to return to his beloved

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Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him ""Bill I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America the whole beautiful country and on each house I saw a banner."" ""What did it say on the banners?"" Clinton asks. Saddam replies ""Allah is god god is Allah."" Clinton says ""You know Saddam I am really happy you called. Last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad and it was more beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely and on each house flew an enormous

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