#bristol

I hear they finally plugged Bristol Palin. Oh, the other BP. Ok, I'll shut up now.

George W Bush kept us safe just like how abstinence education kept Bristol Palin unpregnant.

My granddad has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from Bristol Zoo.

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq? Bristol Palin.

What do Bristol Palin and the Virgin Mary have in common?

With all the news about Bristol Palin's pregnancy, I can't help but think abortion may have been the right answer... Her grandmother probably regrets not having one.

The only thing I have to say about Bristol Palin ""You're welcome.""

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My favorite joke... Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Bristol, TN . After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar apparently so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left th…

Bears in bars in Bristol A bear walks into a bar in Bristol and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, ""We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Bristol."" The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, ""We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Bristol."" The bear, very angry now, says, ""If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the…

New Scientist magazine reports that a team of British engineers in Bristol have developed a car that runs on human shit ...I bet that ""new car smell"" doesn't last very f*cking long.

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common? Both of them are hard to pull out of.