I've been working as an archaeologist in Iraq for a number of years now... I've really been enjoying my time there and feel my work in the field is bringing a small amount of joy to the lives of citizens who have known great violence and terror. I was recently working in a separatist region of the country, on a dig. All of a sudden we discovered a dinosaur fossil that could possibly have enormous impact on the whole field! I was immediately incredibly excited. I ran up to two locals who were strolling in the area and exclaimed the brilliance of my find. However when I told them, in their native Kurdish which I learnt on my travels, they just glanced back nonchalantly. They merely replied 'We do not care about such things' It seems that despite what they say ... you can't thrill two Kurds with one bone