#juan

How do Mexicans line up? Juan by Juan

What game console do Latinos use most? XBOX JUAN

Juan is taking his cabbages to market, hauling them down the valley in his donkey cart. After a few miles, it starts to rain, soon becoming a torrential downpour. Juan looks up and says ""God, why you do this to me, eh?"" As he struggles onward, leading his donkey down a winding trail, the road suddenly collapses, sending him, the donkey, the cart, and the cabbages sliding down the hill. They finally stop at the bottom of the valley, where Juan discovers his donkey has broken its neck and died, …

What do you call a fight in Mexico? A Juan on Juan.

The Mexican Magician There once was a Mexican magician, his name was Juan. He was known throughout the country as Juan the Magician. Everyone was always amazed by his dazzling performances, and his shows always sold out. He was nearing the end of his career, and would retire the following summer after one last performance. One summer night, he would perform his secret and final trick. Juan's final show was amazing, and the night went on without any trouble. It was near the end of the show, and e…

Unexpected car wash... So a guy in a pick up truck goes to a car wash, after a few minutes he gets waved in and starts to drive away. He looks back and sees a Spanish guy drying his rear window in the bed of his truck. He freaks out, swerves and a cop who sees all of this pulls him over. While the cop is walking up to the cab of the truck, the truck driver says ""no one is going to believe this!"" The Spanish guy looks up and says ""NO! Juan will believe this!!!""

What do you call two Mexicans fighting one another Juan on Juan

Best 50 funniest jokes ever... 1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' 2. ''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.'' 3. ''Dyslexic man walks into a bra'' 4. A young blonde w…

Mexican and black jokes are all the same Once you have heard Juan you have heard Jamal.

Did you know the world's first sniper was Mexican? He even inspired the Sniper motto. Juan shot, Juan kill.

I like my women the way I like my coffee Tied up in a burlap sack and slung over the back of Juan Valdez's mule.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption... One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ""Ahmal"". The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him ""Juan"". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes that she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds ""They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.""

How did the Mexicans get across the border? They went through Juan by Juan. ^Forgive ^me.

Wanted to share a Coke with my friend Amal But the closest name I could find was Juan. But I guess if you have seen Juan then you have seen Amal.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.'

The twins on their travels (dad joke) Identical Twin boys, one called Jamal and the other called Juan go off exploring the world on their gap year, whilst their very protective mother sits at home worrying. After 10 months of just hearing their voices through phonecalls, she wants to see a recent picture of them to make sure they're still really ok. In the next few weeks a letter with an international stamp arrives and it's a letter from the boys. There is also picture but it's just of Jamal and…

Two filmmakers, Juan and Theotto, are talking over lunch... ...when Juan says to Theotto, ""So, how's your work been lately?"" Theotto replies, ""Eh, it's been pretty alright. I did get this rather--ahem--'interesting' screenplay recently."" Juan: ""Yeah?"" Theotto: ""Yeah. It was thick as a brick. It had this giant cast of characters, and there was practically no plot. Not to mention, about a third of it was blatant product placement. Can you believe it?"" Juan, rolling his eyes: ""Sounds wonde…

All racist jokes are the same If you've heard Juan you heard Jamal.

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party? Because he had to pick up the [pace!](http://imgur.com/21sH8sj)

I think Christmas is made for Mexicans only... ...why else would you wish Merry Christmas to every Juan!? *badumtss*

Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same, once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamall.

The twins There were two twin brothers called Juan and Jamal who had grown up and left their family to find their luck far away in two different parts of the country. After a while, missing his sons, their father went to a trip to see them. When back home, his wife, who had stayed home, asked him about their kids. ""I went first to Juan. He is quite fine"" he said. ""What about Jamal, did you visit him as well?"" ""No need. If I've seen Juan, I've seen Jamal""

Two mexicans are walking in a desert.... and are extremely thirsty and hungry, and are out of food and water. As they continue on their journey to reach their homeland, Carlos says to Juan in broken english, ""I don't think we es going to make it, Juan."" Juan replies, ""We must keep trying Carlos, we es got no choice."" As Carlos and Juan approach a big hill of sand in the desert, Carlos immediately smells bacon. ""Juan!!! You smell that? Smells like.... Bacon!!!!"" Carlos replies reluctantly, …

What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer? Juan on Juan.

""Man I hate tacos!"" Said no Juan ever.