#juan

You know, Latino jokes are pretty much the same as Black jokes. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jammal

Mexican, Chinese, Jew & Black jokes are all the same. Once Jew heard Juan, Yu heard Jamal.

Amal & Juan A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ""Amal."" The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him ""Juan."" Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ""But they are twins -- if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."" *I didn't write this, and it's not intended to be a repost, just liked it a…

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same? Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

a young girl had twins a young girl from America had identical twins when she was just 14 years old. she decided to sensible thing was to put them up for adoption because she knew she wouldn't be able to care for them years later after she had married and started a new family her and her husband decided they would look for her lost children. They searched through the records and found that one child was now living in Mexico. he had been named Juan. The other was living in Egypt and had been call…

Hey, Jose! How many of our friends do you see? Just Juan.

Long Lost Twins There's this story on CNN running about these two long lost twins that found each other on Google! Did ya hear about it? The one guy down in Mexico, I think, was doing that family tree thing and found out that he had a twin, Ehmal, was taken as a baby with his mother back to the middle east! And these two found each other! Well the reporter on the CNN kept trying to run the story but for some reason Ehmal was like this anti-computer guy or something cuz he couldn't get a decent p…

Have you been shopping for a dishwasher lately? I have Juan on sale.

I don't like tacos Said no Juan ever.

So there is this guy named Juan... So there is this guy named Juan and Juan is a great guy. He doesn't drink he doesn't smoke, he doesn't beat his wife and kids. He doesn't kick his armadillo a cross the back yard. One day, person number one comes up to him and says ""Juan, you're a great guy. You don't drink. You don't smoke. You don't beat you're wife and kids. You don't kick your armadillo a cross the backyard. You should run for Dog Catcher And Juan in typical Juan fashion goes ""hmm, I neve…

Mexican and black jokes are all the same....... Once you have heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!

I'm done telling racist jokes because... Once you tell Juan you tell Jamal

Two Mexicans, and a black man are running in a race... Two Mexicans and a black man are running in a race. The first Mexican, Jesus, is in front. The black man, Jim, is in second, and the other Mexican, Juan, is in last. They all accidentally run off the road into a 100 foot deep freshly dug foundation at a construction site. Who won? Society.

Mary and Sue are discussing good-looking boys in their high school. Mary asks ""Have you seen that new Mexican kid Amal Garcia?"" ""Garcia?"" Sue responds. ""No, but I think I've seen his brother Juan"" Mary replies ""They're identical twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!""

You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

You know what's the problem with Mexican and black jokes? If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamaal.

Going to attempt a Mexican joke. Hope it's a good Juan!

REVISED HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM FOR SO. CAL. NAME______________________________ GANG NAME_________________________ 1) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold? 2) Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus' $800 per day crack habit? 3) Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make…

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named ""Amal."" The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him ""Juan."" Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his Mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ""But they're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.""

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. ""How was he killed?"" asked one detective. ""With a golf gun,"" the other detective replied. ""A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"" ""I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.""

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ""Amal."" The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him ""Juan."" Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ""They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.""

Q: How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Juan

During the Mexican American War an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and days neither side made any advances. Finally an American general had a bright idea. He aimed his rifle to the Mexican trenches and yelled ""Hey Juan!"" A soldier jumped up and replied ""What?"" The general shot him dead. This continued for three days. A Mexican general decided that two could play this game and decided to try it out. He called out ""Hey John!"" An American replied ""John isn't here. I…

Adding Up by Juan & Juan

A couple gave their twin boys up for adoption... ...it was a tough decision, but they felt unable to care for them, and decided it was the only way their children would thrive. One of the boys went to a Spanish family, who called their new son Juan. The other went to an Egyptian couple, who named the new addition to their family Ahmal. 20 years past, and the now elderly couple received a surprise in the mail, a letter from Juan, with a recent photo included. The mother was ecstatic, and said t…