TOP 50 JOKES OF ALL TIME ;) 1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' 2. ''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.'' 3. ''Dyslexic man walks into a bra'' 4. A young blonde woma

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Found this joke on some website i cant remember You Know You Are a Mexican When... * You share the same social security number with all your amigos * You smell like BO all the time * You don't know what BO is * You have at least thirty cousins * There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus * You see a fence and want to hop over it * You are too short to go on rides in Disney Land * You mow lawns for a living * You're the best bean picker in your neighbo

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Jokes for the day!! 1. A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!'' 2. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One

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Mother adopts Mexican twins A mother and her husband adopted two twins from Mexico. Their names were Juan and Jamal. They lived a happy good life until the boys grew up to be 18 and decided to move out. After they moved away the husband heard the wife crying and he asked what was wrong. She said ""My two babies just left for the first time and one said he would never visit again"" the husband is completely shocked so asks what one will visit the wife says ""Juan will visit"" ""oh that's a relief

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In a medieval kingdom... There's a force of Knights who dominated the land - you could always tell if they were about to attack you, because they would chuck a giant rock with a war symbol on it before they arrived to kill. Hence, they became known as the 'signs'. They had two forces: a main force, but then a company who would travel beside them, and supply them. One morning, a man shows up named 'Juan', and challenges the signs. The signs laughed, and thought they needed only their squires to d

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Two Mexicans were walking in the desert... Two Mexicans, Juan and Jose were walking in the desert on a very hot day. It was a long journey and they were both dehydrated. Suddenly Jose became quite animated and shouted: 'Juan, Juan look! On the hill over there, it is a bacon tree!' Sceptically Juan had a look, and said: 'Jose, you are dehydrated, there is no such thing as a bacon tree.' Jose was convinced however so went running up the hill so that he could prove it. A few minutes later Juan hear

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a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal he responds ""they're twins if you've seen juan you've seen amal"" (Saw this on tumblr. Credit user bladetheroosterteethfanguy)

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