#tom-jones

Found an old Tom Jones CD and my underwear drawer flew wide open and all my undies threw themselves at my stereo.

Tom Jones disease A sick man visits a doctor. The doctor runs a few tests, and comes back to the patient saying ""Well, it looks like you have Tom Jones disease"". The man asks, ""Tom Jones disease? Never heard of it, is it common?"" The doctor replies, ""It's Not Unusual"".

I have a disorder where I see Tom Jones lyrics wherever I go But it's not unusual

Doc, I can't stop singing... ""Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'."" He said: ""That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" I asked. He replied, ""It's not unusual.""

Doctor Doctor I can't stop singing Delilah Oh that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome Is it common It's not unusual.

A man goes to his Doctor. man- Doc i cant stop singing Tom Jones songs, have you ever heard of such a thing? Doctor- Its not unusual.

""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common?' I asked. ""It's not unusual"", he replied.

Best Jokes - Funniest Jokes 50 Jokes Jokes 1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' 2. ''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.'' 3. ''Dyslexic man walks into a bra'' 4. A yo…

Man walks into the Doctor's office.... ""Doc, you gotta help me! I can't stop singing *Delilah*!"" he says. ""Hmm, sounds like Tom Jones disease"" replies the Doctor. ""Is it common?"", the man asks, with a fearful look on his face. ""It's Not Unusual.""

TOP 50 JOKES OF ALL TIME ;) 1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' 2. ''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.'' 3. ''Dyslexic man walks into a bra'' 4. A young blonde woma…

Everyone...I've got Tom Jones syndrome.... I wouldn't say it's common, but it's not unusal.

Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.

Best 50 funniest jokes ever... 1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' 2. ''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.'' 3. ''Dyslexic man walks into a bra'' 4. A young blonde w…

Topical Joes (5/13) Alright guys, here we are to recap the day's jokes. Let's get started. First off in the news, it looks like the TSA arrested a woman for singing Whitney Houston on an airplane - but you should've seen what the TSA did when they caught those ridiculous musical militants of the Elton Jihad. (Chuckle in back. Burp) As a refresher, Taco Bell did announce it yesterday was going to make a new waffle taco. However, the Taco Bell CEO advises you eat the waffle taco for breakfast so y…

A man goes to the doctor... ... and he says, "Doc, I'm not sure what's wrong with me. I can't stop shaking my hips and singing Tom Jones songs." To which the doctor replies, "Clearly sir, you have Tom Jones' Disease." The man asks, "Is this common?" The doctor answers, "It's not unusual."

"Tom Jones Syndrome" A man is in the waiting room at his Doctor's office and finally, the Doc arrives. "Hello Jim what seems to be the problem today?" Jim replies "Doc, you've gotta help me. I can't stop singing 'She's a Lady' by Tom Jones!" The Doc says "oh yes, that is 'Tom Jones Syndrome'" "Is it common?" Jim asks "Well it's not unusual" First post.

An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman and Scotsman get captured fighting abroad And the leader of the captors announces 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn, the Englishman first, then the Irishman, the Welshman and lastly the Scotsman. But first, you each can make a final request, seeing as you all hail from honourable nations.' The Englishman responds with a hand on his chest, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one last time to remind me of …

A man goes to the doctor complaining about constantly hearing the song "Delilah" in his head. The doctor says, "That sounds like a textbook case of Tom Jones syndrome." The man asks, "Never heard of that. Is it common?" The doctor responds, "It's not unusual."

Tom Jones fever A man is in the waiting room at his Doctor's office and finally

What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones.

What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones.