#county-cork

If all of Ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? County Cork

The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him. ""Name?"" ""Brendan O'Connor."" ""Same as mine. Where are you from?"" ""County Cork."" ""Same as me......"" The policeman paused with his pen in the air. ""Hold on a moment and I'll come back and talk about the old county. I want to say something to this fella that ran into the back of your cab.""

An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman and Scotsman get captured fighting abroad And the leader of the captors announces 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn, the Englishman first, then the Irishman, the Welshman and lastly the Scotsman. But first, you each can make a final request, seeing as you all hail from honourable nations.' The Englishman responds with a hand on his chest, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one last time to remind me of …

Lady Crofton-Smythe was giving an upper-crust party, and had hired Lena, a girl recently come to London from County Cork, as a maid. As Lena was setting up the tea service, Lady Crofton-Smythe told her to be certain that there were sugar tongs available. Lena had never heard of sugar tongs, and asked the Lady what they were and why they were used. Lady Crofton-Smythe, always happy to Enlighten the Unenlightened, told Lena that the problem lay with the gentlemen, who would go to the loo, and to …