The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him. ""Name?"" ""Brendan O'Connor."" ""Same as mine. Where are you from?"" ""County Cork."" ""Same as me......"" The policeman paused with his pen in the air. ""Hold on a moment and I'll come back and talk about the old county. I want to say something to this fella that ran into the back of your cab.""
Officer: "didn't you know that sleeping in your car on the side of the road is illegal ?" Me: "yes I did officer. But this isn't my car"
Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?
*shaves 'I Dogs' into my chest hair for the Westminster Dog Show but just as I take my shirt off a car full of cats rolls up*
Twitter takes me places I've never been before. Take oncoming traffic for example.
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