#delilah

? Hey there Delilah, what's it like when u go grazing I know u said you're not a cow but girl this milk sure tastes amazing Did u just moo ?

? Hey there Delilah, can we handle this discreetly My stomach reacted badly after eating old zucchini ? and I just pooooed ?

? Hey there Delilah, for your word spell Mississippi "May I have the definition?" The state siblings can get frisky ? and cousins toooo ?

Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City guess they don't have cell towers there so you didn't get my texts I'm going to kill you b

hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- sory-- i mean-- u look so prety yes u do batman is not as cool as u

hey there delilah, oh shit no i meant vicky babe i promise you're the only one no this is not a hickey ?it's just a bruuuise ?

Did Delilah ever tell that guy what New York City is like

hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- i mean yes babe u look so prety yes u do batman is not a cool as u

? Hey there Delilah, this is dispatch please come quickly There's a robbery in progress Suspect is white & in his 50s And high on gluuue ?

A choir boy goes to confession... He says, ""Father, forgive me for I have sinned."" The priest asks, ""What is your sin, my child?"" ""I've had carnal knowledge of a girl, Father."" ""My son, it is good that you have confessed this to me but wasting your innocence on these base acts is a sin. In order to fully redeem yourself in the eyes of the Lord you must tell me which girl you committed these terrible acts with."" ""Father, I cannot say her name."" ""Oh come now, my son, you must! Was it th…

Doctor Doctor I can't stop singing Delilah Oh that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome Is it common It's not unusual.

Man walks into the Doctor's office.... ""Doc, you gotta help me! I can't stop singing *Delilah*!"" he says. ""Hmm, sounds like Tom Jones disease"" replies the Doctor. ""Is it common?"", the man asks, with a fearful look on his face. ""It's Not Unusual.""

Might have been Dr. Spaceman. A woman walks into the doctor's and says, ""Doctor I can't stop singing these two songs, is there anything wrong with me?"" The doctor says, ""What songs are they?"" ""'Delilah' and 'The Green Green Grass Of Home,'"" the woman says. The doctor says, ""You have the Tom Jones Syndrome."" ""Is that rare?"" asks the woman. The doctor replies, ""It's Not Unusual!""

Tom Jones Fever A guy walks into his doctor's office one afternoon and says ""Doc, I can't sleep. When I lay on my right side, I hear the song 'Delilah'. When I lay on my left side, I hear the song 'The Green Green Grass of Home', what's wrong with me?"" The doctor pauses for a moment before saying ""Oh dear lord...it sounds like a bad case of Tom Jones Fever"" The man replies ""Tom Jones Fever? I've never heard of that. Is it common?"" The doctor says ""Well, it's not unusual.""

A man goes to the doctor complaining about constantly hearing the song "Delilah" in his head. The doctor says, "That sounds like a textbook case of Tom Jones syndrome." The man asks, "Never heard of that. Is it common?" The doctor responds, "It's not unusual."