A choir boy goes to confession... He says, ""Father, forgive me for I have sinned."" The priest asks, ""What is your sin, my child?"" ""I've had carnal knowledge of a girl, Father."" ""My son, it is good that you have confessed this to me but wasting your innocence on these base acts is a sin. In order to fully redeem yourself in the eyes of the Lord you must tell me which girl you committed these terrible acts with."" ""Father, I cannot say her name."" ""Oh come now, my son, you must! Was it th…