#vicky

hey there delilah, oh shit no i meant vicky babe i promise you're the only one no this is not a hickey ?it's just a bruuuise ?

Vicky gets her helicopter ride Henry and his wife Vicky went to the state fair every year, and every year Vicky would say, ""Henry, I'd like to ride in that helicopter"". Henry always replied, ""I know Vicky, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars -- and 50 dollars is 50 dollars"". One year Henry and Vicky went to the fair, and Vicky said, ""Henry, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance."" Henry replied, ""Vicky that helicopter is 50 dollars -- and 50…

A kid shows up to class with $2,467... The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Suzie led off: ""I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,"" she said proudly, ""My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."" ""Very good,"" said the teacher. Little Vicky was next: ""I sold magazines,"" she said, ""I m…

Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphy’s Pub in London. After awhile, one bloke looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland’ The other bloke responds proudly, ‘Yes, that I am!’ The first one says, ‘So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?’ The other bloke answers, ‘I’m from Dublin, I am.’ The first one responds, ‘So am I!’ ‘Mother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin ?’ The other blo…

Murphy's Pub **Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphy's Pub in London. After awhile, one bloke looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.”** **The other bloke responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!”** **The first one says, “So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?”** **The other bloke answers, “Im from Dublin, I am.”** **The first one responds, “So am I!”** **“Mother Mary and begorra. And what street did you live…

Vicky gets her helicopter ride Henry and his wife Vicky went to the state fair every year