Brian Sullivan, top bloke A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, ""Perfect timing. You're just like Brian"" Passenger: ""Who?"" Cabbie: ""Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time."" Passenger: ""There are always a few clouds over everybody."" Cabbie: ""Not Brian Sullivan.. He was a terrific athlete. H

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My fave Internet joke Possibly it was the excitement of going out with Dave, her new boyfriend, for the first time. Alternatively, it could have been something she had eaten. Whatever the reason, Caroline had been stricken for the last hour with a rather bad attack of wind. By the time her date arrived it was all she could do to get from the house and into the car without disgracing herself. As Dave closed the door on her side and walked round to his, in desperation Caroline exploded with a very

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Traffic Stop John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer: - ""Is there a problem, Officer?"" - ""No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and I'm pleased award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're to do with the money?"" John thought for a minute and said: - ""Well, I guess I'll go get that driver's license."" Judi, sitting in the passanger seat said to the policeman: - ""Oh, don't pay atten

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A deaf-mute goes golfing ...at a country club (it's Sunday, and open to the public) and is having a pretty good game. So good, in fact, that he ends up having to wait on a member playing ahead of him. He politely waits on the slow golfer, but eventually gets fed up with the delay. So he writes a note, and gives it to the guy at the next tee. ""Hi. My name is Brian, and I'm enjoying playing this course at your beautiful club. I have some things to do in the early afternoon, and would appreciate y

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