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Freddie Mercury: "Hey Brian, what rhymes with scaramouche?" Brian May: um... Fandango? Freddie: "Perfect!" *snorts another line of coke*

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It’s very fashionable for celebrities to name their children after fruit - like Apple or Peaches. I was hoping that Brian May would have a child called Kumquat.

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